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Joke of the Day

"I don't want to sound too impressive, but my Sims character gets laid PRETTY FREQUENTLY."

"If prisoners were allowed to take their own mugshots they would be called, cellfies."

"I hear a lot of black men are joining the Mexican Cartel.... I guess it takes Jaun to know De'Quan"

"Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO? Because they're always bunny-hopping."

"Said this at dinner last night. Bit creepy, but laughs were had. ""He may die a virgin but he ain't gonna be buried one."""

"Let me tell you a pizza joke... Nevermind it's too cheesy"

"How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? Six. Why? IT JUST DOES, OK!?!?"

"I like my women like I like my milk Rich, white, and 2% fat."

"WANTED: Call center workers with very weak english, poor communication skills and short temper needed for major bank. Bonus paid for low IQ."

"I'm not single and I'm not committed... I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves..."