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Joke of the Day
"I'm so lucky, I married my best friend!! I hope my husband doesn't find out"
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"Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony? Because they cantaloupe."
"I finally found out why OP never delivers!"
"What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape? What are your Hemsworth?"
"What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay? a bagel"
"Apparently 1 in 8 of us live next door to a pedophile. I certainly don't, I live next door to a gorgeous 9 year old with a cracking ass."
"Sure, white people cant say they ""N"" word but atleast we can say phrases like "" thanks for the warning, officer"" and ""hey dad"""
"Why was the skeleton embarrassed? Because he had a boner."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven"
"I drove home with a new bunny for my kids & all they did was moan. ""Why hasn't it got a head?"" ""I don't want to scrape it off the wheel."""