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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat, they're gonna put the movie in two parts."
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"Just saw the Lego Movie... ...it was very well *pieced* together! (Got this off Doug Benson's 'Doug Loves Movies' podcast)"
"The only b word you should call a woman is beautiful. B!tches love to be called beautiful."
"Possessed by a demon? Need help? A 30-minute cardio exorcise should do the trick!"
"Answering school teachers like... Teacher: What is the outside of a tree called? Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow."
"A cube and a square are fighting. The cube says ""You're such a square, square."" Offended, the cube replies... Oh yeah? Well so's your FACE!!!!"
"3 days ago I ate my daughters's m&m's while she was napping. When she woke I told her the cat ate 'em She's still mad at the cat. Dumb kid."
"You know what would be a hilarious prank? Make people study for 18 years and dont give them a job."
"What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten? I don't know, I just fly the drone."
"Don't believe that bullshit. Failure is ALWAYS an option."