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Joke of the Day

"Picture me and my boyfriend on a dinner date Wrong We're sitting on the same side of the table making you uncomfortable"

"""The ankle so important to a basketball player."" Something the announcer just said."

"Be careful! Someone's using this sub to target victims He's a real predditor"

"Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany? They fear the wurst!"

"Coworker: What did you do on vacation? Me: Didn't come to work. Coworker: I know that! Me: Good. Glad you understand how vacations work."

"What does Mexican binary code consist of? Zeros and Juans."

"What is the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? ...a white girl's ass! (I AM a white girl, BTW, so don't start with me about racism)."

"Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms? Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen."

"We just had Christmas and now Easter is right around the corner. Hard to believe they crucified Jesus when he was only 4 months old."

"What do girlfriends and ass hairs have in common? They never let shit go."