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Joke of the Day

"Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest"

"I do my women like I do my homework I don't"

"What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? At least you can see the asshole in front of you when you're eating pussy."

"Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long."

"wife on facebook: homework with 9, he's doing so well! wife to me: it took him 8 tries to spell cake. CAKE. grab some wine on your way home"

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil..."

"My mom sent me a two paragraph email to inform me that she had called customer service and received $17 off her flight to see me."

"Harambe walks into a bar Bartender: What can I get for you? Harambe: Just ice for Harambe. Bartender: Sorry, we're out of ice. Best I can give you is a shot."

"When I was in jail I was asked by one of the rather large inmates, ""you wana be the poppa or the momma?"" I responded with ""Poppa""..... ""then get over here and suck mommas dick"""

"Yo mamas pussy is so nasty... they make you eat it on Fear Factor."