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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil..."
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"What kind of pants does Mario wear? denim denim denim"
"When we catch the people who kill elephants & rhinos, can we pull all their teeth first?"
"If you are naughty... Santa gives you something hard and black"
"I got my Bank Balance back today. It was a picture of a priest. I put it on a spitroast, so at least now I can say I'm turning a prophet."
"You always hear people saying suicide isn't the answer... But how do they know it's not the answer if they haven't tried it? I haven't heard one person complain after suicide."
"I asked a pregnant woman what cup size she was. She said 500ml."
"Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes I can't tear myself away."
"Can someone please tell what the weathers like. My Facebook is full of Robin William's tributes"
"I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?"