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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long."
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"*kisses new boss on lips as I say goodbye at the end of my first day*"
"Say ""raise up lights"" out loud. You just said ""razor blades"" with an Australian accent."
"I was going to make a joke about asians... ...but that would be waisis."
"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? The cow has the udder."
"How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin? When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me."
"I come from a small town. I come from a town where the population never changes. Everytime a kid is born, some guy leaves town. Old Rodney Dangerfield..."
"Tasted the best Borscht ever! It'll be hard to beet."
"What I said : Just a trim, please. What hairdresser must've heard : Give me the Kim Jong-un."
"Just moved a book to make room for my phone on the table and in that one action I symbolized everything that's wrong with us."