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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? (Why?) To get to the idiots house."
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"So a guy walks in on his daughter masterbating with a cucumber. ""SICK!"" he said. ""I was going to eat that.... Now it's going to taste like cucumber."""
"What makes the scarecrow so good at his job? He's outstanding in his field"
"Seems like most rioting in the world happens in the countries with the least bacon."
"What do you call sex with a black person? Beastiality."
"a bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods The bear asks the rabbit if he has problems with shit sticking to his fur. The rabbit replies, ""no why?"" The bear then wipes his ass with the rabbit."
"An Atheist Walks Into A Bar... An Atheist walks into a bar with God, Thor, and Zeus. The bartender looks at him and says ""Drinking alone again, I see..."""
"What can be found in a Judge's freezer? Just ice."
"What did Little Red Riding Hoods boyfriend say when he was asked about their sex life? It's all good in the Hood!"
"What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys? 'Let us prey.'"