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Joke of the Day

"An Atheist Walks Into A Bar... An Atheist walks into a bar with God, Thor, and Zeus. The bartender looks at him and says ""Drinking alone again, I see..."""

"[buying college textbooks] That'll be 100 million dollars [returning college textbooks] We can give you half off on this pencil case"

"One thing is for sure about people who want to do Bono. They want to screw U2. I'll show myself out..."

"A man posts a Joke on reddit It is not a repost."

"Whats a motivational word for a gopher? Gopher' it."

"I like to hide condom wrappers in my married friends pockets."

"What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation? A Chernobel Prize."

"""How old are you?"" Things you say to your third child."

"What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree? Jahbless!"

"Beware of girls like Princess Peach. She seems cool at first but she ends up in some other dude's castle far too often to be a coincidence."