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Joke of the Day

"What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys? 'Let us prey.'"

"kid who doesn't believe in Santa What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus."

"Kids are the worst CIA agents. I KNOW WATERBOARDING SUCKS KATIE BUT YOU CAN'T TELL THE TALIBAN EVERYTHING FOR A CAPRI SUN YOU IDIOT"

"A man walks into a zoo only to find out the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"It would be funny if we discover there are inhabitants on the comet... they would be comedians."

"I bought my nephews some Cisformers for Christmas. They start off as cars and stay that way."

"My doctor told me I need more potassium in my diet And I said K."

"The Camping Chemist Why do chemists never do well on camping trips? Because they pack titrations."

"What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks? ""Show me your brews!"""

"""that's the power of German engineering"" is a great slogan for your product if you're selling fear"