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Joke of the Day

"What can be found in a Judge's freezer? Just ice."

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"How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1"
"What did the Nazi become after the war ended? A veterinarian (veteran aryan)."
"Chilly Did you know that you can freeze a human to -273.15 C and he'd be 0K"
"I always feel bad for cantaloupes ... They just want to get hitched"
"If you could choose between having a light saber or saving a child..... Which color light saber would you choose?"
"Jokes for the blind."
"What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !"
"Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?"
"Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head."