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Joke of the Day

"a bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods The bear asks the rabbit if he has problems with shit sticking to his fur. The rabbit replies, ""no why?"" The bear then wipes his ass with the rabbit."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"

"""Honey, remember our first date?"" ""Awh, are you planning something for Valentine's?"" ""No, I forgot my password. It's the security question."""

"how i met you're grammar"

"#NewSATQuestions Starbucks messed up Kate's order. Kate's white. How done is she? a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even"

"I'm getting pretty worried, my girlfriend hasn't gotten her period yet. And she's already 14."

"In MILF porn... There's always one motherfucker"

"What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics? Being able to walk."

"""Billie Jean"" is probably my favorite song about someone named Billie Jean"

"Feeling extremely smug after being the best at pulling over to let an ambulance pass"