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Joke of the Day
"I want the Cowboys to come to my funeral so they can let me down one last time!! (Shots fired)"
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"A candle is my girlfriend... She is very hot"
"What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand? Ones used for cunning stunts."
"If Donald Trump enacts a law saying baby strollers cannot be more than twice the width of the babies in them, I will vote for him in 2020."
"When life gives you melons You might be a woman"
"To all the girls who take pictures in the bathroom in public places, I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you....Don't forget to tag me"
"How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart? By taste."
"Dad cooks venison and doesn't tell the kids what it is He gives them one hint: ""It's what your mother calls me"" The boy yells: ""It's a FUCKING DICK! Don't eat it!"""
"Cantaloupe... or Wontaloupe?"
"What's the hardest thing about roller blading? Hearing that fucking joke all day."