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Joke of the Day

"I usually do not show favoritism... I usually do not show favoritism between my two daughters, but only one of them does anal."

"Clinton still leads Trump by 2! FBI Investigations."

"Marriage: where all the excitement, laughter and sex is gone but she's still there."

"SNAKE: im gonna bite you SNAKE CHARMER: u are so sexy S: wha- SC: *presses finger to lips* still wana bite me? S: *blushes* well not anymore"

"A drunk goes to a Horse track... and asks the a horse if he's going to win. The horse replies ""Just say Neigh to gambling!"""

"Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other."

"How do you make a racing snail faster? I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish."

"I took a poll recently, and 100% of strippers were angry they had nothing to dance on."

"One thing my dogs and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work."

"I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist."