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Joke of the Day

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"What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS? They really scared the Shiite outa me!"

"A woman went to get implants in her butt However, her butt was instead injected with cement. I guess you could say she hit rock bottom"

"What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck? He was on the rocks."

"You're shoes are untied! April fools! Got ya!!"

"How do we know that deer are stupid... ...and not just *really* suicidal?"

"I managed to hit 18 holes today... And I still have time for golf."

"If God had meant for today to be perfect, he wouldn't have invented tomorrow."

"I keep forgetting - which Disney princess is it who solves all her own problems without trying to find a boyfriend?"

"*I reach for the thermostat* *my dad runs in barking* *neighbor's dad starts barking* *within seconds all the neighborhood dads are barking*"