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Joke of the Day
"If a regular frog says ""ribbit,"" what does a horny frog say? ""Rubbit."""
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"Why did the pony have such a hard time talking? He was a little horse"
"What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy? A nice tight seal"
"She was going to tell a joke Guy: I was going to tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long. Girl: I was going to tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."
"My wife moans at me to say I did' instead of I done' because it's not proper grammar. Easier said than did."
"When you need Advice everyone is ready to help.....But when you need Help everyone only gives advice...!!!!"
"WIFE: what's the name of that girl you work with? ME: which girl? WIFE: the pretty one ME: I feel like this is a trap"
"How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? WANNA RIDE BIKES??"
"You'll never hear the phrase ""It's time to separate the men from the boys"" in a Catholic church."
"A fish asked a lobster why he gets boiled alive The lobster replied ""your face looks boiled"" The fish says ""I guess you can't be roasted"""