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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a loud Trump supporter? A Trumpet."

"The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort."

"Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents)."

"*Takes off clothes *Enters meeting room naked *Coworkers gasp in horror *Slowly backs out of room [whispers] ""you said debriefing"""

"Girl, did you fall out of heaven? Cause you're showing signs of deranged cognitive abilities in your brain highly suggestive of Post-concussion syndrome."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean? I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest."

"Did you fall out of heaven? Because you look like it hurts."

"whats the Mexican version of whack a mole? gua-ca-mole"

"'Time to meet your maker' I say, more in hope, as I unpack another box of IKEA furniture."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his girlfriend on the other side, but then he got taken by McDonalds and crushed for chicken nuggets."