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Joke of the Day

"I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes."

"Lesbian sex is like swimming. [NSFW] It's not hard, and gets you wet."

"Whenever I confront the messy baker I'm always walking on eggshells."

"Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans. Credit to my younger brother on this one"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside Sorry but after seeing about 5 reposts today, I thought it was open season."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat-belt"

"So two guys walk into a bar... The first one orders h20, the second one says ""I'll have h20 too"". The second guy died."

"My girlfriend and I used to argue in bed... I liked to sleep all stretched out like a starfish, and she liked to sleep with a Russian body-builder called Ivan."

"Ban land mines now! It's time to put our foot down."