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Joke of the Day

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."

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"""EVERYONE IS ENGAGED BUT YOU"" - facebook"
"My friend got a rash from some suntan lotion he was using. He wanted to sue the company for billions. He was being irrational."
"my penis was in the Guinness book of world records for some reason the librarian didn't like it and threw me out:("
"Guys, if you want to make a girl moan, tremble, and scream: be a spider."
"What do musicians get after they eat a candy bar? A wrapper."
"What do narcoleptic people drink in bars? BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ^Z^z^Z^z^Z^z"
"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"
"Give a woman a compliment and you'll eat for a day. Force a woman to fish for compliments and she'll feed someone else."