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Joke of the Day

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."

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"I bet Bram Stoker is sitting on some cloud, flipping through the Twilight books with a raised eyebrow, wondering what the hell happened."
"Babies are the two extremes on the spectrum of smell. They either smell like heaven filled with lollipops or a microwaved porta-potty."
"After 5 years of marriage. After 5 years of marriage I found out my wife has 2 incomes, hers and mine....."
"Just had a moment where I wanted to scroll down to read the comments looking at my bank balance online."
"Cow tipping is a myth. Cattle rarely tip even when the service is good."
"My friend told me to let loose and be reckless today so I walked really fast with a bowl full of hot soup."
"""I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"""
"My Dad got a Chia Obama head a couple of years ago. The box said he would grow an afro, but nothing changed."
"[Bar] me: Gimme one more wife: I think you've had enough m: Last one w: Fine m: *asks waitress for another kids menu so I can do the maze*"