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Joke of the Day

"""I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"""

"I tried gay phone sex last night, but I'm not sure I'm doing it right. I was the giver and it was the receiver."

"Harry Potter joke Q. Why can't Snape teach Herbology? A. He can't keep the lilies alive."

"Chamomile tea makes chamomile pee."

"Guys I need help. What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself? I can't even"

"If you buy organic and don't tell someone about it, is it still organic?"

"[museum tour in the future] Racism and sexism ended in the 21st century, when brave Americans argued it out of existence online"

"Dating tip: Men always remember the woman who vomited on them."

"What do you call social networking for magical creatures? Faebook."

"Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display? The Sithsonian."