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Joke of the Day

"After 5 years of marriage. After 5 years of marriage I found out my wife has 2 incomes, hers and mine....."

"If revenge is a dish best served cold AND revenge is sweet then revenge is basically ice cream. Bring it."

"What cooks better than women? Jews."

"[At Mexican Restaurant] Me:asks for food to be spicy hot Waitress: how hot? Me: Waitress:my people hot or your people hot"

"The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance of not going to work tomorrow. Tequila gives you a 1 in 3 chance."

"What do you call a Mexican Jedi? The chosen Juan."

"What Did Delaware? A brand New Jersey!"

"How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry? Give him a basketball and ask him what it says."

"OMG! THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE! ""OMG."" Wtf are you doing?! ""HIDING MY DAMN CEREAL!"""

"What do you call a shy hamburger restaurant? MeekDonalds"