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Joke of the Day

"What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn? They default in our stars"

"As a gift to my girlfriend, Tola, I tattooed her name on myself in the mirror. I think that says alot."

"My mate Sid was a victim of I.D theft. He's just called S now."

"God bless USA And Science. And Muhammad And The Buddhist Gods. everyone is offended these days."

"When starting a new relationship it's important to remember that someone already screwed them up for you."

"My plan if there is a draft: Put a coat on."

"Extremely controversial, but here goes... Why can't you try someone for grave digging? Because it was found on the ground."

"Happy birthday Bob Marley. Shirts with your face on it are now sold at Walmart."

"What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !"

"I put the 'extra vag' in extravaganza"