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Joke of the Day

"The Pope is making great strides in combating child abuse... But many priests are still coming in a little behind."

"I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly my dog never reads e-mails!"

"The American Dental Association recently awarded their ""Dentist of theYear"" award once again. But all it is is a little plaque."

"The boss accused me of taking a drink during lunch, but he is completely mistaken, I paid for all three of them."

"When you talk about IP addresses of an iPad Do you call it iPaddress?"

"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"

"My New Year's resolution is 1920 x 1080!"

"What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."

"Woman's pant pockets are like their rights. There, but only for show."

"Joke from my sociology prof ""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing... unless you're at a funeral"