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Joke of the Day

"Woman's pant pockets are like their rights. There, but only for show."

"What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters? The Post Office"

"Can someone explain to me why I agreed to go camping this weekend? I'm pretty sure tents don't have wifi and I will most likely die."

"What do Gingers and Extinct Dinosaurs have in common? Not enough"""

"People should not move to Canada because of Trump They should go to Mexico, then at least there will be a wall between them and Trump."

"What do you call gay sex between the founder of Scientology and a Native American? The Indian in the Hubbard."

"What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset? Your sister's hymen."

"I don't hate you because you're beautiful... You're not..."

"A notorious card sharp was found dead last night. He'd been clubbed on the heart with a diamond spade."

"Neighbor just yelled at me for playing in his sprinkler. Note to self, I should wear clothes next time."