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Joke of the Day
"My New Year's resolution is 1920 x 1080!"
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"Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians? No one."
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"I automatically HATE whoever ""declined to be interviewed for this documentary."""
"What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? A seatbelt."