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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"

"To prepare her for real life I make my daughter pretend to tweet on a toy phone when she's taking a crap."

"I watched the movie San Andreas today and I really enjoyed it Despite its faults."

"Barack and George walked into the White House... Hillary Dodged."

"I'm not very good at building fences Sorry, I don't know where to put this post."

"A blonde and a brunette are discussing the previous night out... The brunette says, ""Last night I slept with a Brazilian."" ""Oh my god!"" the blonde replies. ""How many is THAT?"""

"We don't have Taco Bell in South Africa because this country's been through too much already."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a 6 offender."

"Which herbal tea goes best with heroin?"

"What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus? nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton."