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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"

"Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue? Because he made his rabbi a little cross."

"Ever see a jack ass wrapped in plastic? If not... Look at your drivers license."

"I bet ""jerk chicken"" is that chicken that cuts others off when the other chickens are trying to cross the road."

"I tried fixing my muffler today... ...well, it's exhausting."

"Some people should come with subtitles."

"I dont pretend to be anything I'm not.. Except for sober I've pretended to be sober a few times"

"I recently started dating a woman in a wheelchair, and I stood her up. Not surprisingly that's when she fell for me...and you know what, it became a bit of a drag...but now we're on a roll."

"JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded."

"I should of studied harder in English."