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Joke of the Day

"The American Dental Association recently awarded their ""Dentist of theYear"" award once again. But all it is is a little plaque."

"I was Going to tell a Racist Joke... But then my black friend stole them all."

"I swear that apple puts something in new iPhones that attracts them to concrete."

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With jammin'."

"My wife... It's difficult to say what she does... She sells seashells on the seashore."

"If you've already died hard, how can you die harder, with a vengeance, live free and die hard again and then find a good day to die hard?"

"Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk? Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)"

"I met my wife while on holiday. Which was awkward, as I'd told her I was going to a funeral."

"Yesterday I took laxatives and laughing gas at the same time...... For shits and giggles."

"There's a couple sitting next to each other Wife: I will make you the happiest person on earth Husband: I will miss you"