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Joke of the Day

"Does it count as necrophilia if she's just dead inside?"

"Avril: I want a divorce. You aren't a sk8er boi. So see ya later boi. Chad: This is how you remind me of what I really am?!"

"I hope England beats Iceland... Or they will be out of Europe twice this week!"

"What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos? Looking sharp."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You break his spine. (no hate Intended It's just funny)"

"Why are most weather forecasters men? Because when they promise a foot, you know you're only getting three inches."

"Do you smoke? Smokers: ""Yes."" Non-Smokers: ""Never have, never will."" Stoners: ""Smoke what?"""

"You know what they say about duct tape... It makes no..no..no sound like mh..mh..mh Credit to my coworker for that one."

"40 Theoretical physicists walk into a bar Or did they?"

"Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go."