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Joke of the Day
"What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos? Looking sharp."
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"THERAPIST: how do you feel ME: with my hands THERAPIST: no, like on the inside ME: ohhh...idk probably kinda squishy and weird"
"John regrets getting a brain transplant. I guess he changed his mind."
"What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry? Answer in comments."
"What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators? [Deleted]"
"Last night I slept for 6 hours straight then 1 hour gay."
"""To hell with it, thats good enough."" - every person after theyve ever tried to iron a shirt. Ever."
"No thanks, toilets that flush. -kids"
"You shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since you walked there."
"How many feminists? How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, they can't change anything."