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Joke of the Day
"What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos? Looking sharp."
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"What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee? Decapitated"
"Two Yogurts walk into a bar... The bartender says ""hey! What do you think you're doing?! You can't be in here!"" The yogurts respond, ""why? We're two cultured individuals."""
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate the pie before it was cool."
"What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep? ...An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood"
"Apparently the majority of The United Arab Emirates don't allow The Flintstones to be shown... However Abu Dhabi do."
"My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said,""Son that's three schools this year. Maybe teaching isn't for you."""
"What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub? Throw in your laundry."
"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
"Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman? He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League."