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Joke of the Day
"Do you smoke? Smokers: ""Yes."" Non-Smokers: ""Never have, never will."" Stoners: ""Smoke what?"""
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"A Bartender Says, ""We Don't Serve Time Travelers"" A time traveler enters the bar."
"I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said ""it's me or your fishing."" Gee I miss her."
"My neighbors listens to awesome music whether they like it or not."
"Art: Stop it. Life: *mockingly* Stopp iiit."
"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !"
"Stevie Wonder got divorced several weeks back. Wonder if he's seeing anyone yet?"
"Why do they throw so many Black men in prison? So it hurts more when the pedophiles get raped."
"Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs..."
"What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone ""Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."""