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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You break his spine. (no hate Intended It's just funny)"
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"This is a really offensive football joke... So the defense won't get it."
"I met a girl at a club the other night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds."
"50,000 battered women in America every year.. and I've been eating mine plain this whole time."
"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"
"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny."
"Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer."
"A blonde was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriends dandruff problem... The redhead says ""why don't you give him head and shoulders."" The blonde replies ""how do you give shoulders?"""
"Don't forget to take a screen shot of the weather forecast today and post it on Instagram."
"*stands near cute dude in store* ME [pretending to be on my phone]: PLEASE doctor, when will I be cured of my no gag reflex problem *winks*"