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Joke of the Day

"You know what they say about duct tape... It makes no..no..no sound like mh..mh..mh Credit to my coworker for that one."

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist art"

"why did the snowman smile? He saw the snowblower coming"

"I used to think people who looked for sex on craigslist were rock bottom... Then I discovered twitter."

"They say ""You are what you eat"" so I guess we should eat skinny people."

"Pessimist : The glass is half empty Optimist : The glass is half full Feminist : The glass is being raped"

"""Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ? Too Mennonite."" - Hitchens"

"Anyone want to hear a really Nepalling joke about an earthquake? Oh. Nvm..."

"I used to date a girl called Anna Ward She was a trophy girlfriend."

"""How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?"" ""Sir, she came in with you!"""