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Joke of the Day

"You know what they say about duct tape... It makes no..no..no sound like mh..mh..mh Credit to my coworker for that one."

"Porn is so unrealistic. There's no way a guy with a ponytail could have a house that nice."

"Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa? Too many cheetahs.."

"A good pick up line to use on a pregnant woman is ""Got room for one more in there?"""

"Roses are red... Roses are red, downvotes are blue, speaking of downvotes, here's one for you!"

"Every time a famous music composer dies... ... he starts decomposing."

"Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side"

"A blind man walks into a bar and a chair, then a table..."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but I don't know how they get in there."

"Why can't you ever build a great relationship with an archer? Because at the end of they day they don't want any strings attached!"