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Joke of the Day

"You know what they say about duct tape... It makes no..no..no sound like mh..mh..mh Credit to my coworker for that one."

"I sleep with my glasses on so I can dream up smart shit."

"The necrophiliac thought she was sleeping with a dead body But then he came to."

"Saying 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' mean the same thing.. .. except when at a funeral."

"A naked man broke into a church this morning... After a 30 minute chase, the police finally caught him by the organ."

"What's a pedophile's favorite food? I'm not sure, I only watch the children eat."

"Parents, you can help end childhood obesity by teaching your kids how to smoke cigarettes."

"Did you hear about the new Drake Beats Headphones? The softest headphones out there."

"Two law students walked into a bar... Two lawyers walked out"

"When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV? When they're in Denali."