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Joke of the Day

"You know what they say about duct tape... It makes no..no..no sound like mh..mh..mh Credit to my coworker for that one."

"when i give my policy number to a customer service automated system, i talk precisely & slowly. this is also how i talk to stoned teens"

"How do you fit an elephant into a subway? Take the ""S"" out of sub and the ""F"" out of way."

"Love may be blind, but It doesn't have to be stupid."

"Priorities They say people have their best ideas in the shower. I'm mostly trying to remember to wash my face before I wash my ass."

"What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold? Hit."

"Someone please tell my mother she won't get a free iPod by clicking the links. She's convinced I just don't want to show her how to use it."

"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury."

"A man was arrested from leaving families of puppies in the street. He was charged with littering"

"I'll have whatever Steve Buscemi isn't having."