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Joke of the Day
"""Will you spend the rest of my life with me?"" ""That depends. When are you going to die?"""
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"I wish they made bar-stools with seat belts and dual side airbags."
"Forgive me father for I have sinned, last week I hissed at 47 people because I like to pretend I'm a mean cat"
"Q: What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change."
"You remind me of my little toe Why because I'm so cute and tiny? No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table."
"Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events? John Cena."
"My new years resolution for 2012 is to figure out how calendars work"
"""Wanna pop a xanax in the Civic and kayak with mom and dad at noon?"" ""Can't. Scared."" ""Of the water?"" ""No. Palindromes."""
"Why did Dracula need medicine? Because he was coffin."
"Man, Lord of the Rings has all kinds of people! White men, white elves, white dwarves, white trees, Gandalf the white, all the kinds!"