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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change."
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"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear. This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine"
"How do you know you're playing a Jewish Football team (American Football) On defense, they only run the Dime Formation"
"Me: Where the hell are you going with those balloons? 4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons?! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons"
"My 5th grade teacher said my life would never be worth anything but my wife paid a homeless man $3 to kill me so suck it Mrs. Jacobsen"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecil ! Cecil who ? Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !"
"Phases of love. 1) xoxo. 2) xxx. 3) ex."
"[me as a poltergeist] *putting forks in the spoon section of the cutlery drawer* ooooOooOooooo"
"What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts."
"Heard of a joke that made people hate me. It's called the game."