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Joke of the Day

"Forgive me father for I have sinned, last week I hissed at 47 people because I like to pretend I'm a mean cat"

"I went to zoo and all they had was a dog It was a shit-zoo"

"This Job Fair sucks, it doesn't even have rides."

"Ever read Hitler's 2nd book? It was called Mein Bad."

"I robbed a bank dressed as a frog the other day It was the first time I Kermit-ed a crime"

"What America thinks of Donald Trump is what the world thinks of America."

"Do you know why Petyr's last name is Baelish? Because he is the liege of Baes. ^I'll ^see ^^myself ^^out."

"I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come."

"I'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet to screw with me when I get Alzheimer's"

"What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast? Stop ""Russian"""