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Joke of the Day
"Why did Dracula need medicine? Because he was coffin."
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"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary. ...or a High Definition."
"Have you heard the joke about the corrupt government? [Content Removed]"
"How can you tell if a person is vegan They tell you the minute you meet them"
"Covering your ears and screaming ""OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN"" is not appreciated by your coworkers. Apparently."
"Ever hear about that guy who sued the door factory? It was an open and shut case."
"There was an old man from Peru... whose limericks all end on line two."
"Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts, They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude"
"In my day cartoons made sense. Chipmunks did all the rescue rangering and a rich duck swam in gold coins like they were water"
"DATING IN THE 1800s 1) Get telegram from Mae 2) Wait to respond. Don't be desperate 3) Get telegram that Mae died of dysentery while waiting"