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Joke of the Day

"My new years resolution for 2012 is to figure out how calendars work"

"The saddest joke you've ever heard. President Trump"

"I don't downvote. It's bad karma."

"I heard they made a movie about the Connect Four game. I think it was called the human centipede."

"Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested? He was held without charge."

"What's a young birds favourite game? #BEAK A BOO!"

"Most people prefer quilts over duvets but you shouldn't make blanket statements."

"My ""I hate you"" face must look very similar to my ""tell me more"" face. I'll have to work on that."

"90% of my friends have hemorrhoids. The other 10% are perfect ass holes."

"If tree fall in Siberian woods... And tree fall on Glorious Leader Putin... Does make any sound other than applause?"