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Joke of the Day

"Two hats on a hat hanger, one says to the other.... You go on ahead."

"What do you get when you cross a pig with a tree A porcupine"

"You're not really a parent until you swat blindly into the backseat, hoping to connect with a kid."

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Did you hear Vladimir Putin made a travel sized Russia? It is the perfect country to Putin your pocket."

"I used to get sad when the leaves fell from the trees... But then they always grew back, so that was a releaf."

"Email inventor dies aged 74 I sent my re:re:re:re:re:gards"

"What did the gay Zombie crave? BRIANS."

"I compulsively open my refrigerator in hopes that the portal to the other world has opened up. It hasn't so I had some cheese."

"Your momma's so fat Newt Gingrich wants to send astronauts to colonize her."