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Joke of the Day
"Email inventor dies aged 74 I sent my re:re:re:re:re:gards"
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"What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common? In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out."
"Hate is a strong word... I prefer the term ""want to stab them thirty-seven times in the chest."""
"Just spent a nice relaxing hour on facebook, writing ""you Two look fantastic!!"" on all weekend selfies with three girls or more in it."
"If I was an alcoholic, I'd stash all my booze in the laundry basket because apparently I'm the only person in my house who knows it exists."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag? One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers."
"The Discovery Channel is filming a new series about my ex-wife. It is called Deadliest Snatch"
"The police arrested a prostitute in my neighborhood. She was so startled. I guess you could say she was caught with her pants down"
"Minnie asked Mickey Are you F*****g Crazy Mickey Replies 'No I'm F*****g Daisy"
"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows"