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Joke of the Day

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Dentist switches lamp on: ""Now open wide"" Moth dental assistant: *repeatedly flies into bulb* Dentist: ""This has to stop Denise"""

"Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?"

"A coworker and myself had a competition to see who was more sensitive I was pretty sad I came in second place."

"Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ? He was dense and wet !"

"The easiest way to distract a woman is to show her a picture of herself."

"What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have? Both just got hacked"

"""Dude, you left your virginity here"" ""Oh wait you never lost it"""

"We decided to name our unborn child something that represents where it was conceived. Only 7 more months until baby Uber is born!"

"Why didn't Frodo hide the ring up his ass? Because Sam would disappear."