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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Vladimir Putin made a travel sized Russia? It is the perfect country to Putin your pocket."

"Made up a classy joke, give me your feedback... I broke up with my clone the other day. Being sincere, I told him ""its not you, its me""."

"Former District attorney lost job after scandal, now a male sex worker. Most of his jobs are pro-boner"

"After working a construction site in the blistering heat all summer, it made me really miss my old gig. Because 7/11 was an inside job."

"The abusive relationship that I'm in is such a joke I spend everyday waiting for the punchline."

"Be nice to Canadians, American tweeters. We're going to need somewhere to go after this next election"

"What do Wal mart and priests have in common? They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol"

"Why is poop tapered? So your butt hole doesn't slam shut!"

"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."

"I never scrape my back window so when I back out of parking spots I let Jesus decide if I'm gonna kill anyone"