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Joke of the Day

"Your momma's so fat Newt Gingrich wants to send astronauts to colonize her."

"My friend is mad at me because I saw her using a huge tablet to make a call so I offered her a gas cylinder to light her cigarette.."

"What's the difference between a lobster and a bus stop? Ones a busty crustacean the other is a crusty bus station"

"Farting sense Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!"

"As the NASCAR driver went around the track it just didn't feel right."

"What do you call a robot with bad breath who's sister lives on its foot? HAL-i-toe-sis"

"An atheist and a vegan walks into a bar... I know that because they told everybody."

"Algorithm A former vice president playing the drums"

"You know what a Walrus and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal"

"What do you call a cow with only three legs? A wonky."