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Joke of the Day

"My brother bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, ""Crick""."

"Have I got a favourite 70's rock band? Yes."

"I'm fantastic in bed I can stay asleep for 15 hours!"

"I once sat down with Oprah to discuss my drug use but I was high & that might not have been Oprah because why did she need to borrow money?"

"Yo mamma so fat... When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack."

"Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew? Because one more, and it'd be too farty."

"Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her"

"Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations"

"What do you find up a clean nose? Finger-prints."

"Coffee so strong, you finish the ""to do"" list, that you haven't even written yet."