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Joke of the Day
"Coffee so strong, you finish the ""to do"" list, that you haven't even written yet."
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"The anti pick-up line. ""Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? [pause while smiling] Because it looks like you landed on your face"" I'd love to hear some of yours."
"What is a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math subject? Triggernometry"
"Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like BBs, rub one ball & everything moves."
"I was checking into a hotel the other week....."
"[Ancient Egypt job centre] - Name? ""Ankhesenamun"" - How do you spell that? ""Reed comb water Ankh, bendy straw water shitting priest"""
"Steve Jobs' entire legacy is invalidated by the shortness of the iPhone charger's cord."
"Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner? J. Robert Moppenheimer"
"It's hard to write a good drinking song. I can never make it past the first few bars."
"How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff? They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment"