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Joke of the Day

"Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew? Because one more, and it'd be too farty."

"Dad and son A son asks his father ""Why does my bum hurt"" while the father replies ""Because I love you son"""

"What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A hobby horse."

"How to tease a girlfriend if she really wants it My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, 'Alright, fatty.'"

"I've slowly replaced sex with food... and now I can't even get into my own pants."

"Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face yes."

"Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?"

"There are 30 cows and twenty eight chickens... How many didn't? Better told in person."

"Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No why do you ask?"

"What do you call someone that delivers baby horses? An Equinecologist."