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Joke of the Day
"Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations"
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"Whenever I'm feeling hopeful for future generations, I squelch it by watching my children move their heads instead of their toothbrushes."
"My new year's resolution is to stop using spray deodorant. Roll on 2015!"
"what do you call a boring burrito? aburrido"
"Next time you're swallowed by a whale, stand up through the blowhole like it's a sunroof on a limo. Throw your arms up. Have some fun!"
"Knock knock... Who's there? Dunup Dunup who?"
"I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats... ...prophets would go through the roof!"
"I'm against picketing. I'm just not sure how to show it..."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger has made a pretty good career for himself in pest control... They say he's a great ex-terminator"
"Seven has the word 'even' in it... ...which is odd."