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Joke of the Day
"I ran into my X the other day. Now I have to get my bicycle repaired."
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"My sex life is like the internet. Full of lies"
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"Why is 4840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre."
"How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem? Glue a sandwich on the ceiling."
"I think I wasted my 15 minutes of fame trying to save money on car insurance."
"This morning I had a shit that was an ornithologists dream.. It was like a thousand sparrows flying out of a hole in a tree."