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Joke of the Day
"Have I got a favourite 70's rock band? Yes."
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"People usually say I make bad jokes. I tell them I'm not their parents."
"The Seven Dwarfs The seven dwarfs were all in a hot tub. They were all feeling happy, then Happy got out."
"How do you spot a blind guy in a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"McD's drive thru: Welcome back. Me: Welcome back? That's pretty presumptuous. MDT: ... M: ... MDT: The usual? Me: Yeah. Thanks Brenda."
"Why is santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian? A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs."
"What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's? Gold digging"
"What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say? Aloha Akbar."
"When does a motel become a hotel? When your mom stays in it."