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Joke of the Day

"The teacher asks her 6th graders: ""Can anyone tell me the definition of relative humidity?"" Johnny: ""The sweat on your balls when you're fucking your cousin!"""

"What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy pit bull."

"Two atoms One atom says to the other, ""you're a weird dude. You know that?"" The other atom responds ""hey man, we all have some quarks."""

"Doctor Doctor some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents."

"Did you hear about that actress that murdered her husband? Reese...I can't remember her last name. She was in the Johnny Cash movie... *Witherspoon?!?* No...of course not! She used a knife!"

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. People who understand binary and people who don't."

"My girlfriend said she bought the lingerie for me, but then got upset when I put it on... I dont get women."

"Do You Want to Play a Game Buddy? http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wanna-play-the-rape-game.jpg"

"""You know, when I was a surgeon in the army my nickname was Nodoc."" It's what my patients always told me before they went under."

"What do you call a Muslim Elvis Impersonator? Alam Shookup."