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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents."

"I don't trust this Obama guy... I think he lies a lot. First he says he's 52, and then the next year he's 53. Which one is it?"

"[interview] What is your biggest weakness? ""Sometimes I'm too succinct"" Can you give an example? ""Yes"""

"*Geography Bee* Judge: ""Tell me about Yemen."" Me: ""Chandler said he was moving there when he couldn't breakup with Janice on Friends."""

"A wise man once said........................... nothing,,, He just let her vent"

"A guy in New York is selling the world's largest video game collection, which includes 11,000 games. He doesn't really want to sell it, but he needs some way to pay for the divorce."

"Found my 16yr old daughters Twitter today, made her deactivate it...after I copied all of her best material to my draft folder of course"

"Why does Santa deliver all the presents Because it's for a good clause"

"Adulthood: If I do the thing I like, I'll be too tired to do the thing I hate."

"I'm trying to write a poem for my girlfriend, does anyone know what rhymes with threesome?"